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My gun He pulled back his jacket to show me his sidearm Big bad policeman I pulled out the Mace Is that my Mace Veins popped out on his neck and his nostrils lared Maybe You stole my car and my Mace I borrowed them Don t be so dramatic I would have taken the shotgun but it was locked Also keeping man whore on his toes is the One Big Damn Puzzler fact that Glady has a new hot neighbor who is definitely interested Holden s mouth turned up into a smile He was really handsome like an advertisementor Landscapes of Communism fresh air muscles and sex appeal Yeah we need advertisementsor those thingsSo it s a little triangley The police chief shows interest but they don t actually go out on a date or anything It is like an attraction going on The neighbor on the other hand is interested NORJAK for sure and wants to date Glady if she could ever stop being the targetor every lunatic or killer aroundThis book was a lot of un and I m excited that Overdrive has of the series I received this book via a Goodreads giveaway Sigh I probably should have DNf ed it instead I plowed through This is a really good example of an author trying too hard and editors letting things go that they shouldn t have The author ocused so much on creating slapstick scenes and zaney characters that she The Outside forgot to have the story make sense Examples where did everyone get their moneyrom Randy had no money Loving James (Surviving Elite High, from heists was jailedor large chun 25 starsI read this Bedford Square (Charlotte Thomas Pitt, for the Cozy Mystery suareor Halloween Bingo Something was definitely I See Rude People fishy about Randy Terns s death and at least one of his children thought he deserved to be murdered Cozy mystery isn t a genre I usually spend a lot of time in but I ve dabbled and the ones I ve dabbled in tend to have a cozy calm mysterious but relaxingeel to them not so here The only time the heroine isn t on the go or jumping here and there is when she is asleep which doesn t last long She s in town to take over her grandmother s matchmaking business but doesn t uite have the touch but doesn t matter since she only HVAC Design Sourcebook focuses on thator about 3% of the story One of her neighbors was Melvin Menchers News Reporting and Writing found dead in the kitchen and she thinks I guess but she never seems totally sure even though she is running around trying to solve the murder he was murdered Whatollows is a story that The Far Dawn (The Atlanteans, felt incredibly manic and held together with rubber bands andlimsy plot threads Why does such a small town I don t think they even have a 20 person police Ormen i Essex force they don t have their own 911 call center have a multi million dollar new station This is theirst in the series but like my complaints about Angelfalls you still have to craft story that provides depth in regards to characters and plot in book one There is a love triangle but with one guy that barely is a pencil sketch and the heroine only seems to like because he is hot and the other that seems like the clear Bare It All (Love Undercover, future winner I m not uite sure what the heroine saw in the pencil sketch besides good looks and I m not sure what either guy saw in the heroine The murder mystery was convoluted as all get out and had a reveal dump at the end This was so manic and jumbled Ielt like I was lost in a bouncy castle I don t think I ll be continuing on in the series especially since I am not a Bare It All (Love Undercover, fan of love triangles they always seem to be dragged out way to long Bonus pointor having Rottweilers in the story but point deduction An Elusive Victorian for having them be growlingrightening beasts Perhaps this book and the one previous will cure me of the undeniable temptation to buy Kindle books A Bird in the House for 99 cents apiece I will take the problems in order1 The story didn t make any sense People have died but no one but Gladie thinks that s a problem that needs examiningurther Gladie s grandma is a successful matchmaker with a big house which she is too agoraphobic to leave so how has she built this success Everyone has money but no one has a source of money The bank was robbed but the bank robbers don t have the money The blackmailers get money but they aren t who you think they are and where does the money come Staging Tourism from since the people they are blackmailing have no money The police department has a multi million dollar new building and a state of the art. Drama Despite warningsrom the distractingly gorgeous chief of police to steer clear of his investigation Gladie is out to prove that her neighbor’s death was murder It’s not too long before she’s in way over her head with the hunky police chief a dysfunctional The Last Imaginary Place familyull of possible killers and yet another mysterious and handsome man whose attentions she’s unable to ignore Gladie is clearly being pursued either by true love or by a murderer Who will catch her irs.
Ere there are too many suspects Coming up against the handsome new police chief Spencer Bolton and her mysterious and gorgeous new neighbour Arthur Holden Gladie s life is suddenly busySet in the small mountain town of Cannes California this is a well written and pretty unny contemporary mystery with a side of romantic love triangle Gladie becomes the bone two dogs are Cassidy Harte and the Comeback Kid (Outlaw Hartes, fighting over With her two girlfriends Bridget an accountant and Lucy a marketer her grandmother Zelda and a host of secondary characters there s a lot to love here The blurb says this will appeal toans of Janet Evanovich and I think that s an accurate statement It does have that crazy light hearted Jean-Paul Sartre feel to it like the Stephanie Plum novels Gladie the heroine has a great voice The narrative dialogue and characters areun and humourous The mystery is satisfying I had no clue But no surprises there And though there is a love triangle it does keep things pretty interesting Overall An Affair to Dismember is an enjoyable Vintage Games funny mystery that I liked a lotSteam 15 2 ARC courtesy of Ballantine via Edelweiss I noped out of this HARD First there was an incident where a bunch of rescue workers policeirefighters maybe EMTs I don t remember have to rescue the MC Zamba from a telephone pole and are leering and being skeevy about seeing her underwear WHILE SHE S DANGLING FROM A TELEPHONE POLE WHAT THE FUCK but I let that slide only to run smack into thisLiterally what And literally why I can tell you right now if you will like this book or not Take thisun uizTrue or False1 You like Stephanie Plum think her crazy hijinx are hilarious and want to eat doughnuts with her2 You will excuse a weak mystery The Erotic Motive in Literature for a bunch ofunny moments that make you literally LOL and you re okay with looking like a lunatic by laughing hysterically while reading3 A love triangle is The Detour fine if you know it s there going into it and it s not that serious anyway No cheating4 Man whores can be redeemed as long as the heroine makes them suffer A lot And he sees his evil ways before she ever considers him5 Grandmas are just plainunny I don t have any grandmas but when I become one someday I plan on being a The Crime Trade (Tina Boyd funny grandma I will totally rock itOkay I m bored with this uiz now so you probably are too If you answered True you need this book than you need to watch that Modern Family episode you have taped More than you need chocolate More than you need sleep at night because you will stay up to read and wake everyone up with your laughingAlso it was another one Iound The Adventures of Rusty freeor Kindle on So the deal is this we meet Glady She is basically an aimless loater in life and has worked jobs than a 10 dollar hooker She does what everyone does when they are super successful moves in with her grandma Glady s grandma is a matchmaker I didn t know this was the 1800 s but apparently grandma is older than I thought Or matchmaking is still a thing Or this is iction I m going to go with old grandma No Time traveling grandma Yeah I like that one Glady is training to do matchmaking herself so she needs to build a good reputation in town Unfortunately her big outing in the town ends up with her climbing a telephone pole to rescue a plastic owl with a bunch of stoners and a Mamá fireman having to rescue her and herlashing her underwear to everyone They now refer to her as underwear girl It s been good When Mutants Attack! (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for police morale Well I m sorry I wasn t up there longer to give everyone a better view Police Chief Don t worry about it They all took photos with their cellphones he said The Police Chief has nicknamed her Pinky underwear color and is too hotor his own good He s also a major man whore Spencer Bolton had a well known scorched earth policy when it came to women He was pure poison to anyone in a dress He was the Al aeda of penises and I was determined to never see him naked But don t worry She tortures him in every way possible Not only is she amateur detectiving over who may or may not have killed her neighbor but she is doing a better job than his cops She also might have stolen his car at one pointHe got snippy with her over that I don t care Fearless (Nashville Nights, for your tone I said My tone How about my gun You like. R to theamily business in the uaint small town of Cannes California Gladie is also highly unualified Her beloved grandmother’s business is matchmaking and Gladie has a terrible track record with romance Still despite evidence to the contrary Zelda is convinced that her granddaughter has “the gift” But when the going gets tough Gladie wonders if this gift has a return policy When Zelda’s neighbor drops dead in his kitchen Gladie is swept into his bizarre amily’s.
Pretty good book A mystery romance Gladie is trying to ollow in her grandmother s Novelas de Isabel Allende footsteps and become a matchmaker But it s hard to concentrate on love when people keep dying 25 starsYou wouldn t think it but matchmaking is hard Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying as Gladie can attest to After a series of unsuccessful jobs Gladie returns home to take over her grandmother Zelda s matchmaking business Unfortunately all she has to guide her are records circa 10 BCbefore Computers and her grandma s explanation that you justeel it It s a gift One Gladie thinks might have just skipped her generation because all she Dreams Made Flesh (The Black Jewels, feels is her grandmother s junkood conspiring against her And then her neighbor dies mysteriously and Gladie starts to think she might just have the The Fearless Critic Portland Restaurant Guide feel after all Justor murder not love And so she came to be involved in a very weird very complex intrigue And with two very complex hot men too the urbane womanizing police chief and the laid back mysterious new neighbor What s a girl to do really Solve murders and kick butts of courseYou know how there s a line between Top Secret Executive Resumes, Second Edition funny and ridiculous adorable and TSTL Too Stupid To Live Unfortunately this book came at the wrong side of it way too often The biggest problem being of course Gladie I know all her actions were necessary to drive the plot but it was just TOO MUCH She ignored all advice did whatever the hell she wanted stole and tampered with evidence went after suspects And why Well just because she had a desire to She just thought hmm this isishy let me just start nosing around And of course if anyone tries to stop me or tell me it s not my job it s dangerous and I m not ualified well they re just chauvinistic behinds right And many many side characters would respond RIGHT You see her behaviour is just dumb And I hate saying it I wanted to like the book But when a character makes you want to pull your hair out you ve got to say it I saw absolutely no reason why two great men would be so drawn to her Another thing that bugged me VERY much was how uncannily similar this book was to Janet Evanovitch s Stephanie Plum series It wasn t just the brand of humor that would be Anne, Ben Barbar Mıyım? fine no it s all the underlying stuff that may not be so apparent atirst The klutzy weight conscious woman Becoming Violet falling in all kinds of trouble and crimeStephanie while a disapproving cop tries to get her to stay out of it Morelli and a man with a mysterious job and an even mysterious past helps her outRanger and they re both interested in her We also have the uniue grandma nuttyriends and weird criminals Could be nothing and yet it is way too much so Too similar and yet not as successful in making it all seem necessary and likable and addicting Not to say it s all bad The mystery was interesting and there were some goodfunny moments And there was the Love Triangle reaction of Who s the one Me intrigued Also Zelda s matchmaking cards were well done and very interesting It was just not enough to overwhelm other things Serial Killer Quarterly Vol.2 No.7 Psychotic Killers for me Overall a disappointmentor me I don t think I ll be continuing the series Full review now postedARC courtesy of Ballantine Books via Edelweiss What a stupid bumbling boring book Awful It was so poorly written Find all of my reviews at High Angle Rescue Techniques friend Jilly gets the credit blameor this one after posting a review Finn Family Moomintroll for Matchpoint the second in this series that she had picked up in order to decompressrom some stabbier selections I thought that sounded like a good idea and it became an instantly better idea when I The Glass Palace found out thisirst one was available on the ol Kindle or ree That is perfect A Gun for Sale for me because Then I took a gander at her reviewor An Affair To Disme 35 starsDebutGladie Burger has been a matchmaker in training Archetype (Archetype, for three months Convinced that Gladie has the gift her grandmother Zelda has brought Gladie into her business Zelda s Matchmaking Services But after three months and no matches Gladie s not convinced When one of her neigbours dies Gladie stumbles into what looks like a case of murder With the dead man s strangeamily to contend with and hunting down his ormer colleagues Gladie is pitched headfirst into an investigation wh. Certain to appeal to ans of Janet Evanovich Jennifer Crusie and Katie MacAlister Elise Sax’s hilarious series debut introduces matchmaker in training Gladie Burger who stumbles into a dangerous uagmire of murder and red hot romance Three months has been Gladie Burger’s limit when it comes to staying in one place She’s always been a temp agency kind of girl ever ready to move on That’s why Gladie is than a little skeptical when her eccentric Grandma Zelda recruits he.
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Elise Sax worked as a journalist for fifteen years mostly in Paris France She took a detour from journalism and became a private investigator before trying her hand at writing fiction She lives in Southern California with her two sons An Affair to Dismember is her first novel