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Crude humor and outlandish pranks you will get a kick out of this There is ven a bit of a romance though it isn t the typical swoony melt your heart type It is what you would ContamiNation expect from a romance when you have immature teenage boys involved Still it was funny to see the two characters come together and bond over their shared interests I liked watching the rag tag group survive in the wilderness Itnds up being a survivalist story and Taxi ins Glück even though the situation was dire at times it always remained upbeat and funny Thending is satisfactory all the story lines are tied up neatly and there is no cliffhanger or unresolved issues And The Not So MuchIt is best to go into this one not xpecting it to be realistic Some of the things that happen in the wilderness get to be a bit far fetched the bear the xploding plane the survivalist guide taking off with the mother to get it on leaving the others behind Losing My Virginity and Other Dumb Ideas etc As the story progressed it got and outlandish until I was rolling myyes The Magic Rolling Pin especially when it came out the bear I was a bit disappointed that there wasn t development with the romances I was hoping for depth and so forth but I am a girl and I am not the select audience Some of the pranks get to be a bit much and if you can t handle boyish bodily humor this is not a book for you This is a book I would highly recommend reading on anreader because the author includes a plethora of brainiac words that I had to look and I have an Indecent... Exposure (Indecent, expanded vocabulary I guarantee the average teenage boy will have no clue when thencounter these words and while they served a purpose they are over the top Dan Vs Nature is a book that will appeal to teenage boys but any reader can Not Without a Fight enjoy it if you are willing tondure some crude humor I found myself laughing at some of the ridiculous plights and I was Garden Bouquets and Beyond entertainedven though I am not the target audience The story falters a bit though with lack of realism but it is still fun I received a copy of this book from the publisher in The Unseen Wonder exchange for an honest review All opinions are my own and I was not compensated for this review PostedRainy Day Ramblings Rating 155Minor spoilersDan is a fifteen year old boy whose focus right now is just on school working on his comic and trying to get together with Erin a girl he s been interested in for years His mother has had a history of bad boyfriends since his dad left her Having read the books Beat the Band Call the Shot and Swim the Fly by Calame I was well aware of his ability to capture the hilarious ridiculous absurdity of the high school boy He did not let me down with Dan Versus Nature It feels unfair for me to rate this book because it s soxtremely not my cup of tea and I never would have finished it or started it if I didn t have to for class If I had to do a rating it would maybe be2 starsIt s puerile The Management Bible extremely gros. Phobe best friend Charlie Dan launches Operation Torment Crusade a series of increasingly gross andmbarrassing pranks they’ll pull on Hank until he breaks like a twig But the boys didn’t count on a hot girl joining their trip or a man hungry bear stalking their very move How can Dan possibly scare off Hank when his very survival now depends on him.

This is my third year in the book club White Pine I m so xcited to read the books this year I love all of the choices I am hoping to read One Thousand Nights next if anyone didn t take it yet I read this novel first and loved it so much it was hilarious and interesting It felt like I was watching a Nickelodeon Movie it had a great balance between humor and survival This isn t a book that I would normally pick up but I m glad I did Dan wants to be a graphic novelist and talk to his crush Erin His mother on the other hand dates as many men as she can until she finds the one And she appears to have found him and his name is Hank Dan s mom decides to send Dan and Hank on a camping trip without her so that they could get to know Sleepless (Bird of Stone, each other Dan and his best friend Charlie decide to scare of Hank during the camping trip Running away from bearsmbarrassing moments and hilarious commentary will Dan be able to scare off Hank The ntire time I was reading this book I couldn t stop laughing while I was reading this book At home I would read and my mom and sister were concerned for my wellbeing At school people thought I was going crazy But I didn t care because this was so ntertaining I couldn t stop reading but I was forced to when it came to homework and assignments I loved the characters so much in this book Dan was hilarious and I understand how he feels He was asy to connect to and an awesome friend Charlie is funny as well he is a good friend but has crazy schemes At points of the novel I feel like I have so much in common with Charlie while in other parts I don t Penelope is great I love how she never hesitates to say what she s thinking and how open she is She s a great character and I like her a lot I highly recommend this novel it will have you in tears from laughing so much It is a fun crazy fast paced read and it will keep you reading til the very nd if no one interrupts you I ll be off and hopefully I can read another book soon If Gary Paulsen and Andrew Smith had a book baby it d be this book I loved Invisible (The Curse of Avalon every hilarious minute of it At Reading Rants Calame I love you 255 starsOne White Pine book down nine to go Full review here 92389102 survival good Picture Home Alone but in the woods and instead of Kevin trying to stop criminals from burglarizing his house he s trying to destroy some innocent dude simply for having the temerity to consensually bone his mom This kid and his friend are basically psychopathsThis book is also remarkable for its commitment to the Nerdy Pixie Dream Girl fantasy Here s her stunning debut I whip around and come face to face with one of the cutest girls I havever seen in my life She s got geek chic black specs has a blunt cut hairdo and is wearing a skintight Himura Kenshin T shirtIt s as if someone plucked the perfect girl from my mind and plopped. Dan Weekes has two dreams in life to become a famous graphic novelist and to one day muster the courage to ask Erin Reilly out on a date Dan’s mom however has just one goal to date very man in the state of California until she finally finds her Prince CharmingWhen Dan comes home to find a Hugh Jackman look alike in his kitchen he’s prepared to write.

Her down in front of me The kind of girl you dream about running into at Comic ConThe kind of girl who makes glasses look hotThe kind of girl who will talk to you for hours about Hayao Miyazaki s films and Fullmetal Alchemist and the influence that medieval history has on Game of ThronesOoh Let me see if I can grasp what you re telling me is it that she s not like other girlsIf you love timeless gags like slipping laxatives into someone s food to give them xplosive diarrhea the classic wiping with poison ivy trope at least three instances of riotous vomiting a character spraying urine into another character s mouth pages long descriptions of farting into a sleeping bag and the state of having an rection described as wielding the Odinsword then you ll love this book Three and a half stars The camping trip from hell that will appeal to teenage boys Dan Weekes is doing his best to survive high school He takes refuge in his sketchbook where he creates graphic novels starring the girl of his dreams Erin Strapped to his watch is his father s broken Timex the only thing he has from his father who vanished ight years ago Since his dad left Dan s mom has dated a string of bad guys When his mom introduces Dan to Hank he isn t concerned but then when they announce their Deep Listening engagement Dan s world trembles on its axis Things getven worse when his mother send Dan on a week long survivalist camping trip with Hank Dan insists that Charlie his best friend accompany him Charlie and Dan cook up a plan to sabotage Hank so he will leave but they aren t prepared for the mayhem that awaits them Will Dan survive the wildernessWhat I LikedDan Against Nature is a book that will appeal to a certain audience mainly teenage boys Even though there is plenty of gross humor and mbarrassing pranks I still found myself giggling If you like books that feature teenage boy narrators and you can handle boyish humor this is a fun one to take on The two man characters Dan and Charlie are the type of underdog characters you can t help but cheer for They are small scrawny shy awkward and bullied Dan is a talented artist while Charlie is a brainiac Together they cook up and pull of some outlandish pranks and schemes all in order to get Hank Dan s future step dad to run away I was pleased to see by the nd of their adventure they both had grown and they were confident I also liked the way the situation with Hank was handled I appreciated the growth and maturity The humor is what make this book Yes it involves a lot of boyish pranks and plenty of bodily humor such as vomit farts Evolution, Me Other Freaks of Nature explosive diarrheatc There is also the classic wiping your behind with poison ivy and plenty Lara and the Gray Mare (Hoofbeats: Lara and the Gray Mare, embarrassing situations that will have you laughing out loud This book will definitely appeal to the teenage boy but if you aren t afraid to take on a bit of. Off this mountain man slash dentist as another soon to bex But then his mom drops a bomb she and Hugh Trajan er Hank arengaged and she’s sending her “two favorite men” on a survivalist camping trip in the wilds of Idaho to “bond”But Dan knows that it’s only a matter of time till Hank shows his true flawed colors so together with his nerdy germo.

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Don Calame the author of SWIM THE FLY BEAT THE BAND CALL THE SHOTS and DAN VERSUS NATURE He is also a professional screenwriter whose film projects include EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH and HOUNDED Of his many prior occupations he says his most satisfying was teaching elementary school for four years in Los Angeles where he received the LAUSD District Intern Golden Apple Award and a Los Angeles Educ